Travel Humor
​“You need a travel planner”

My inconclusive travel plans: I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in_ Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t get there from here or go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in_Cognito: I hear that no one recognizes you there. 

I have, however, been in_Sane: They don’t have an airport, you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my family, friends and work.

I would like to go to_Conclusions: But you have to jump, and I’m not much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in_Doubt: That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I’ve been in_Flexible: But only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I’m in_Capable: I go there more often as I get older.

One of my favorite places to be is in_Suspense: It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart. At my age I need all the stimuli I can get.

I have been in_Continent: But I don’t remember what Country I was in. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.